DON'T WORRY. BE HAPPY!


These are just some strange facts to put your mind at ease - and begin fearing schampagne corks and coconuts.

- You are more likely to die from a coconut than a shark.
- You are more likely to be killed by a donkey than a plane crash.
- You are more likely to be attacked by a cow than a shark.
- You are more likely to die from a champagne cork than a poisonous spider.
- You are more likely to be injured from a piece of jewelry than a pillow.
- You are more likely to be killed by a vending machine than when you paint yellow stripes on the road.
- You are more likely to be bitten by a New Yorker than a rat in New York.