January 1 is New Year's Day.
January 2 is Mew Year's Day for Cats.
January 3 is the Festival of Sleep... I could get into that.
January 4 is Humiliate Others Day.
January 5 is National Whipped Cream Day.
January 6 is Bean Day.
January 7 is Panama Canal Day.
January 8 is Organize Your Home Day.
January 9 is Play God Day.
January 10 is Cut Energy Costs Day.
January 11 is National Step in a Puddle Day.
January 12 is the Feast of Fabulous Wild Men.
January 13 is Make Your Dream Come True Day.
January 14 is put Your Pets in People Clothes Day.
January 15 is Korean Alphabet Day in Korea.
January 16 is Dragon Appreciation Day.
January 17 is the Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day.
January 18 is Winnie the Pooh Day.
January 19 is Penguin Awareness Day.
January 20 is Clear off Your Desk Day.
January 21 is International Hot and Spicy Foods Day.
January 22 is Answer Your Cat's Questions.
January 23 is Measure Your Feet Day.
January 24 is the Most Depressing Day of the Year.
January 25 is the true and official Opposite Day.
January 26 is Australia Day in Australia.
January 27 is Thomas Crapper Day. January 28 is Kazoo Day.
January 29 is Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day.
January 30 is Annoying Answering Machine Messages Day.
January 31 is Child Labor Day.
February 1 is Freedom Day.
February 2 is Groundhog Day.
February 3 is the National Day of Mourning for the Death of Music.
February 4 is Thank Your Mailman Day.
February 5 is Weatherman Day.
February 6 is Lame Duck Day.
February 7 is Charles Dickens Day.
February 8 is Kite Flying Day.
February 9 is Toothache Day.
February 10 is National Umbrella Day.
February 11 is Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day.
February 12 is Clean Out Your Computer Day.
February 13 is Change Your Name For the Day Day.
February 14 is St. Valentine's Day.
February 15 is Flag Day in Canada.
February 16 is Independence Day for Lithuania.
February 17 is Random Acts of Kindness Day.
February 18 is Battery Appreciation Day.
February 19 is Chocolate Mint Day.
February 20 is Hoodie Hoo Day.
February 21 is Finally Get Around to Reading the Valentine's Day Cards Day...
February 22 is Walk the Dog Day.
February 23 is Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day.
February 24 is the National Tortilla Chip Day.
February 25 is People Power Day in the Phillipines.
February 26 is Tell a Fairy Tale Day.
February 27 is Independence Day in the Dominican Republic.
February 28 is Fall Asleep in Public Day.
February 29 is Leap Day.
March 1 is National Pig Day.
March 2 is Interesting Old Stuff Day.
March 3 is What if Cats and Dogs Had Opposable Thumbs? Day.
March 4 is Hug a GI Day.
March 5 is Act Like You Have Multiple Personalities Day.
March 6 is National Ghana Day.
March 7 is Teacher's Day in Albania.
March 8 is National Women's Day.
March 9 is National Useless Facts and Trivia Day...
March 10 is Middle Name Pride Day.
March 11 is the Festival of Tool Worshiping.
March 12 is Girl Scouts Day.
March 13 is Ear Muff Day.
March 14 is National Pi Day.
March 15 is National Everything You thought you knew is wrong Day.
March 16 is Freedom of Information Day.
March 17 is St. Patrick's Day.
March 18 is Awkward Occurrences Day.
March 19 is Father's Day is Belgium, Italy, Portugal, and Spain.
March 20 is Rotten Sneaker Day.
March 21 is National Poetry Day.
March 22 is Goof-off Day.
March 23 is Pakistan Day.
March 24 is Yo-Yo Day.
March 25 is Pecan Day.
March 26 is Make Up Your Own Holiday Day...
March 27 is "Joe" Day.
March 28 is Anything on a Stick Day.
March 29 is National Mom and Pop Business Owners Day.
March 30 is Be Bossy Day.
March 31 is Freedom Day in Malta.
April 1 is April Fools Day.
April 2 is Tutor Appreciation Day.
April 3 is Don't Go To Work If You Think It's Boring Day.
April 4 is Tell a Lie Day.
April 5 is Arbor Day in South Korea.
April 6 is Ex-Spouse's Day.
April 7 is No Housework Day.
April 8 is Draw a Picture of a Bird Day.
April 9 is the Second Day of the Feast of Three Days in Thelema.
April 10 is National Sibling Day.
April 11 is Eight Track Tape Memorial Day.
April 12 is Look Up at the Sky Day.
April 13 is Blame Others Day.
April 14 is International Moment of Laughter Day.
April 15 is Titanic Remembrance Day.
April 16 is National Stress Awareness Day.
April 17 is Cheeseball Day.
April 18 is International Juggler's Day.
April 19 is Astronomy Day.
April 20 is Food Day.
April 21 is Kindergarten Day.
April 22 is Earth Day.
April 23 is Independence Day for the Conch Republic.
April 24 is Pigs in a Blanket Day.
April 25 is Arbor Day.
April 26 is Secretary Day.
April 27 is Tell a story day.
April 28 is Arbor Day in Nebraska.
April 29 is Shrimp Scampi Day.
April 30 is Hairstyle Appreciation Day.
May 1 is Save the Rhino Day.
May 2 is Baby Day.
May 3 is Holocaust Remembrance Day.
May 4 is National Candied Orange Peel.
May 5 is Cinco De Mayo.
May 6 is National Tourist Appreciation Day.
May 7 is Tuba Day.
May 8 is Have a Coke Day.
May 9 is National Receptionist Day.
May 10 is Clean Up Your Room Day.
May 11 is Eat Whatever You Want To Eat Day.
May 15 is Hug Your Cat Day.
May 16 is Mike the Headless Chicken Day.
May 17 is Norwegian Constitution Day.
May 18 is Museum Day.
May 19 is NASCAR Day.
May 20 is Pretend You're a Millionaire Day.
May 21 is National Memo Day.
May 22 is Buy a Musical Instrument Day.
May 23 is National Lucky Penny.
May 24 is Escargot Day.
May 25 is National Missing Child Day.
May 26 is International Jazz Day.
May 27 is Sun Screen Day.
May 28 is Republic Day in Armenia.
May 29 is Paper Clip Day.
May 30 is Water a Flower Day.
May 31 is Healthy Senior Citizens Day.
June 1 is National Leave Work Early Day.
June 2 is National Rocky Road Day.
June 3 is National Donut Day.
June 4 is Apple Computers Day.
June 5 is the Festival of Dillusionism.
June 6 is National Applesauce Cake Day.
June 7 is Daniel Boone Day.
June 8 is National Jelly-Filled Donut Day.
June 9 is Donald Duck Day.
June 10 is National Long Live Lefties Day.
June 11 is Hug Everyone You See Day.
June 12 is the Phillipine's Independence Day.
June 13 is Kitchen Klutzes of America Day.
June 14 is Pop Goes the Weasel Day.
June 15 is A Smile Goes A Long Way Day.
June 16 is National Yelling Contest Day.
June 17 is Eat Your Veggies Day.
June 18 is the National Day of Panic.
June 19 is Freedom Day (Texas).
June 20 is Ice Cream Soda Day.
June 21 is Cuckoo Warning Day...
June 22 is Stupid Male Appreciation Day.
June 23 is Father's Day in Poland and Nicaragua.
June 24 is Saint Jean-Baptiste Day.
June 25 is Log Cabin Day.
June 26 is Eat Chocolate Pudding Day.
June 27 is National Columnists Day.
June 28 is Paul Bunyan Day.
June 29 is Waffle Iron Day.
June 30 is Meteor Day.
July 1 is Canada Day.
July 2 is "I Forgot" Day.
July 3 is Stay Out of the Sun Day.
July 4 is the U. S. Independence Day.
July 5 is the Venezuelan Independence Day.
July 6 is National Fried Chicken Day.
July 7 is Strawberry Sundae Dae.
July 8 is Soapy Smith Day.
July 9 is Independence Day in Argentina.
July 10 is the International Day for Teddy Bear's Picnics.
July 11 is Cheer Up Someone Who's Lonely Day.
July 12 is People with Different Colored Eyes Day.
July 13 is Embrace your geekiness day.
July 14 is Independence Day in Kiribati.
July 15 is National Cow Appreciation Day.
July 16 is President's Day in Botswana.
July 17 is Gion Maysturi in Japan.
July 18 is Constitution Day in Uruguay.
July 19 is Martyr Remembrance Day.
July 20 is National Moon Day.
July 21 is the National Tug-of-War Torunament Day.
July 22 is Hammock Day.
July 23 is Hot Dog Day.
July 24 is Cousings Day.
July 25 is Culinarians Day.
July 26 is Aunt and Uncle Day.
July 27 is Take Your Houseplant For a Walk Day.
July 28 is Independence Day in Peru.
July 29 is National Lasagna Day.
July 30 is Cheesecake Day.
July 31 is Mutt's Day.
August 1 is National Girlfriend's Day.
August 2 is Watermelon Day.
August 4 is the Festival of Twins.
August 5 is Mustard Day.
August 6 is Wiggle Your Toes Day.
August 7 is Sea Serpent Day.
August 8 is Put some Zuchini on Your Neighbors Porch Without Him Noticing Day.
August 9 is National Polka Festival.
August 10 is Be Lazy Day.
August 11 is Presidential Joke Day.
August 12 is Middle Child Day.
August 13 is National Left Handers Day.
August 14 is Creamsicle Day.
August 15 is National Relaxation Day.
August 16 is the Festival of Bratwurst.
August 17 is Sandcastle Day.
August 18 is Bad Poetry Appreciation Day.
August 19 is Sand Sculpture Day.
August 20 is Radio Day.
August 21 is Statehood Day in Hawaaii.
August 22 is Act Like an Angel Day.
August 23 is Spongecake Day.
August 24 is National Waffle Day.
August 25 is National Second Hand Wardrobe Day.
August 26 is Women are Equal to Men Day.
August 27 is LBJ Day.
August 28 is Dream Day.
August 29 is More Herbs Less Salt Day.
August 30 is Toasted Marshmallow Day.
August 31 is Trail Mix Day.
September 1 is Emma M. Nutt Day.
September 2 is the National Day of Beheading.
September 3 is Bathtub Race Day.
September 4 is Paperboy Appreciation Day.
September 5 is Be Fashionably Late Day.
September 6 is Anti-Procrastination Day.
September 7 is Google Commemoration Day.
September 8 is International Literacy Day.
September 9 is Wonderful Weirdoes Day.
September 10 is Popcorn Day.
September 11 Patriot Day.
September 12 is Video Game Day.
September 13 is Defy Superstition Day.
September 14 is Doodle Soup Day. (Tennessee.)
September 15 is Make Your Own Hat Day.
September 16 is Wish for World Peace Day.
September 17 is Citizenship Day.
September 18 is Play-doh Day.
September 19 is Talk Like a Pirate Day.
September 20 is the Seventh Day of the Eleusinian Mysteries in Greece.
September 21 is Yom Kippur.
September 22 is Hobbit Day...
September 23 is Political Pets Day.
September 24 is Punctuation Day.
September 25 is One-Hit Wonder Day.
September 26 is National Women's Health and Fitness Day.
September 27 is Crush A Can Day.
September 28 is Stupid Question Day.
September 29 is Poison Blackberries Day.
September 30 is Mud Pack Day.
October 1 is International Older People Day.
October 2 is Give Your Car a Name Day.
October 3 is Healthy Child Day.
October 4 is National Golf Day.
October 5 is The Festival of Storytelling.
October 6 is National Come and Take It Day.
October 7 is Composer Day in Brazil.
October 8 is the "Feast of Maximum Occupancy" according to Homer Simpson.
October 9 is Leif Erikson Day.
October 10 is Bring Your Teddy Bear to School Day.
October 11 is "It's My Party" Day.
October 12 is Scream If You're Frustrated Day.
October 13 is The Festival of Peanut Eating.
October 14 is Bald Pride Day.
October 15 is Grumpy Guys Day.
October 16 is Dictionary Day.
October 17 is National Light Pollution Awareness Day in Italy.
October 18 is Shave Your Beard Day.
October 19 is Evaluate Your Life Day.
October 20 is Sweetest Day.
October 21 is Sunday School Teacher Appreciation Day.
October 22 is National Nut Day.
October 23 is National Mole Day.
October 24 is National UN Day.
October 25 is Punk For a Day Day.
October 26 is Mule Day.
October 27 is the Greek Flag Day.
October 28 is Mother-in-law Day.
October 29 is National Frankenstein Day.
October 30 is Haunted Fridge Night.
October 31 is All Hallow's Eve.
November 1 is the beginning of Winter in Ireland.
November 2 is Deviled Egg Day.
November 3 is Housewives Day.
November 4 is Wait for the Barbarians Day.
November 5 is Gunpowder Day.
November 6 is Saxophone Day.
November 7 is Chocolate with Almonds Day.
November 8 is Dunce Day.
November 9 is Chaos Never Dies Day.
November 10 is Slap an Irritating Co-worker Day.
November 11 is Veteran's Day.
November 12 is Pizza With the Works Except Anchovies Day.
November 13 is World Kindness Day.
November 14 is Emergency Room Nurse Appreciation Day.
November 15 is Eat Everything In Your Fridge Day.
November 16 is International Day of Tolerance.
November 17 is Take a Hike Day.
November 18 is Mickey Mouse Day.
November 19 is Have a Bad Day Day.
November 20 is Absurd Occurrences Day.
November 21 is Hello Day.
November 22 is Found Your Own Country Day.
November 23 is National Salesperson Day.
November 24 is Use Even If the Seal is Broken Day.
November 25 is National Parfait Day.
November 26 is Casablanca premiere Day.
November 27 is Pins and Needles Day.
November 28 is Make A Papier Mache Head Day.
November 29 is National Sink Day.
November 30 is Stay at Home Because you feel Like It Day.
December 1 is Eat a Red Apple Day.
December 2 is the Internation Day for the Abolition of Slavery.
December 3 is the International Day of Disabled Persons.
December 4 is Wear Brown Shoes Day.
December 5 is Talk to an Infant Day.
December 6 is the Finnish Independence Day.
December 7 is Fire Dog Appreciation Day.
December 8 is Shareware Day.
December 9 is the Day of the Horse.
December 10 is the Festival for the Souls of Lost Whales.
December 11 is International Mountain Day.
December 12 is Poinsettia Day.
December 13 is Violin Day.
December 14 is National Energy Conservation Day in India.
December 15 is Cat Herders Day.
December 16 is Chocolate Covered Foods Day.
December 17 is Aviation Day.
December 18 is Suckling Pig Day.
December 19 is Oatmeal Muffin Day.
December 20 is Sacajawea Day.
December 21 is Look at the Bright Side Day.
December 22 is Be Proud of Your Abilities Day.
December 23 is Night of the Radishes in Oaxaca, Mexico.
December 24 is Christmas Eve.
December 25 is Christmas Day.
December 26 is Boxing Day.
December 27 is St. Stephen's Day in Romania.
December 28 is Don't Interrupt Day.
December 29 is Chocolate Day.
December 30 is The Festival of Last Minute Changes.
December 31 is New Years Eve.