USELESS PRECAUTIONS and OUTDOOR TIPS

To escape the grip of a crocodile poke it in it's eyes.
Mosquitoes are most attracted to the color blue.
Mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
If you put a tiny little bit of liquor on a scorpion it will instantly go crazy and sting itself to death.
By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back you will not sink into quicksand.
A hippopotamus can outrun a person. (So watch out.)
Queen bees only use their stingers on other Queen bess. (Good News.)
You are more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day than any other day.
A gorilla sticks out it's tongue when it gets mad, so if you see a gorilas tongue, run for your life.
If an orangutan burps at you it is telling you to stay out of it's territory, so run for your life.
When an hippopotamus gets angry it's sweat turns read, so (as usual) run for your life.
Spotted skunks do handstands before they spray you.
Birds need gravity to swallow. So if you're being attacked by a bird put it somewhere where there isn't gravity.